The Qlip Joint

To Tickle Your Fancy



From Shores to Shining Shore

It was a sad day for Key West when Atlantic Shores Resort closed its doors permanently. The phoenix has now risen from the ashes but it will never be "The Shore" that we knew and loved. No more Tea by the Sea, and definitely no more skinny dipping in the pool.

The new resort to rise from the ashes is a modern upscale resort with room prices to match. Southernmost at the Beach Resort is part of the Southernmost Hotel, on the beach etc. group you get the drift


Angie Baby is Alive and Kicking


Fantasy Fest Quick Flick


Be Very Careful what you Wish For


Naked Bike Ride

Brighton 2008


More Pictures

Picture Tour of Cliff Top Walk

View Map of Area


Fantasy Fest

in Key West


Fantasy 2007



Equator Toga Party

More Fantasy Fest Pictures

From Charlie and Barry

Thank You Guys



"Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It could not have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.

Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I do not know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will not happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Ed replied...

Roald Dahl

I am a maiden who is forty,
And a maiden I shall stay.
There are some who call me haughty,
But I care not what they say.

I was running the tombola
At our church bazaar today,
And doing it with gusto
In my usual jolly way

When suddenly, I knew not why,
There came a funny feeling
Of something crawling up my thigh!
I nearly hit the ceiling!

A mouse! I thought. How foul! How mean!
How exquisitely tickly!
Quite soon I know I'm going to scream.
I've got to catch it quickly.

I made a grab. I caught the mouse,
Now right inside my knickers.
A mouse my foot! It was a HAND!
Great Scott! It was the vicar's!

Making the D&G Underware Calender



The Art of Joe Phillips


French Rugby

Wow what a Game


What No Pants Harry !


Classic Gay Porn

Take a close look

Even Closer

Don't Mess with the Wait Staff

 Details Interview with

Daniel Radcliffe

A tongue in cheek ad campaign has been created in Minnesota to encourage the democrat and gay communities to be 'nice' to the influx of Republicans who have descended on the area.


This week the US Republican party is holding its convention in the area, but a liberal group called UnConvention is behind a video and poster campaign promoting tolerance towards the visitors.


Diving it would appear can be a very gay sport. Watch this.


Real or Mock Up

Comment - Reply- or Simply Your Thoughts




Don't Dice with a Dorothy

Brighton Festival

Children's Parade

Picture show



Revisit to Turkish Wrestling


Obama's Latest Campaign

Government Health Warning

Do Not Swallow Chewing Gum

Thanks "Saqueen" for that one



Brighton's Kemp Town

(Camp Town)



The Queen's First TV Broadcast 1957


The Queen 2007

There are more TV sets in the US than there are people in the UK.

The names of all the continents end with the letter they start with.

The words "electronic mail" might sound new but was introduced 30 years ago. Queen Elizabeth sent her first email in 1976.

About 50% of Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace. This is called propinquity.


And Now a Singing Pussy


Boner Boy





Dieux du Stade

Straight End of Duval Street

The Outside Life

Are Burt and Ernie Gay

Harry Potter's Magic Wand


British Chicken

Sunday School Advice


Happy Birthday Darling


Turkish Oil Wrestling


Click Here to see Pollyanna's Pride Pics.



The Shores


Duchess and Lulu



"Gay Key West"